do the dew

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

by yothatsbrett69 April 1, 2019

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022

DILL DEW

When your member smells like meldew

Pulling my pants down to piss I smell dill dew

by mantis422 September 24, 2018

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

Mountain Dew GT

A gorilla tag tiktoker formally know as Mountain Dew GT, or his tiktok handle @mountaindewgt. Mountain Dew GT is known for being a tiktoker who makes a gorilla tag skits / funny videos. Majority of his viewers know him as a PFP maker, or a funny skit provider who can make different peoples day!

Hey {Name}, remember that one gorilla tag skit i sent you yesterday on discord?
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo

by mountaindewgt July 20, 2023

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023