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Brandon

Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice
by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy
by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018
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brandon

kid with an addiction to anime. also he loves webs. he sucks $!#% for a living.
you are an brandon
by chcekn eater February 15, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is the messiah
Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
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Brandon

A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!

Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche

Bully
Prick
That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
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Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!
Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course
by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019
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