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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
mugGet the donkey blindmug.

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2
I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness
by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019
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Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
mugGet the Bacon Blindnessmug.

design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
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blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.
Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.
by aca_tea January 7, 2016
mugGet the blind blizzardmug.

sign-blind

When a person overlooks every single sign that someone clearly is madly in love with them because they “don’t really want a relationship right now” or are afraid of love.
Kimberly thought Tommy’s red heart emojis were “friendly” because Kimberly is sign-blind.
by kim-ber-ly-1222 November 5, 2019
mugGet the sign-blindmug.

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.
Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.
by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018
mugGet the hearing blindmug.

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