An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.
Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"
Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021
Get the Andreas Christensenmug. Andreas comes from "Andreios"(=Greek)means "manly" or "the manly". Hes goddamn hot, funny and talented. His kisses are on the same level with fire and his eyes will catch you. Andreas body is high quality and next level shit. So dont let him go. Dont lose a romantic and perfect person like him!
Andreas is the example for a perfect guy.
by Zalina June 6, 2018
Get the Andreasmug. Andreas is the name of a guy. Andreas is always up for fun but has a serious purpose in life. He is clever, has a great taste in boys and almost every guy is some kind of attracted by Andreas.
by TheBigAndFat1 September 8, 2017
Get the Andreasmug. How more perfect can a girl get… BEAUTIFUL ASF, I love her so much, this girl deserves the world, she’s so AHHHHH. everytime I look into her eyes i wonna lock in even more, cuz wym she just woke up and she looks SO FINE, likeeee yes I want a naturally beautiful lady. I can spend all my life savings on her I really dc cuz a girl like her can make me very very very happy, AND SHES SO FLIPPING LOYAL LIKE YESSS AHHHH, i looooooove her so muchhhh, SHES LITERALY A GREEK GODDESS, I love you so much baby
Andrea Sadi is the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, lovely, radiant, elegant, graceful, charming, angelic, pretty, attractive, alluring, exquisite, enchanting, divine, striking, delightful, hot lady ever, it’s hard to believe she’s a human and not a goddess.
by loverboy_8933 September 5, 2025
Get the Andrea Sadimug. Oh yes,one of the best people you will ever meet,they are sweet,funny,caring and charming.They can be very smart but they don't really use their intelligence.
kid:yo Andreas
Andreas:sup
kid:I got a date with this chick,she is super hot
Andreas:Let me guess,u want me to help u get her
kid:yes please
Andreas:Okay so,always be nice,smell gud and be yourself.
kid:okay see u l8r
*3 hours later*
kid:ANDREAS IS WORKED I GOT TO SMASH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Andreas:np bro
Andreas:sup
kid:I got a date with this chick,she is super hot
Andreas:Let me guess,u want me to help u get her
kid:yes please
Andreas:Okay so,always be nice,smell gud and be yourself.
kid:okay see u l8r
*3 hours later*
kid:ANDREAS IS WORKED I GOT TO SMASH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Andreas:np bro
by anonymous November 20, 2021
Get the Andreasmug. A parrot puppet in a Danish childrens show.
Facts about Andrea:
1. She is a princess
2. She has a helicopter
3. She has a frog best friend, Kaj, who is way cooler than Kermit
Facts about Andrea:
1. She is a princess
2. She has a helicopter
3. She has a frog best friend, Kaj, who is way cooler than Kermit
by TheManly March 29, 2023
Get the Andreamug. An Andreas is someone who people love to be around.
If you're ever down,need entertaining , or just "fob support" - he's the man (but also a bit of an Andi).
He has some weird male crushes and some questionable hobbies, but damn he makes a good spreadsheet.
Don't be offended if he calls you a bro. This means you're one of his favourites.
In short, you'll be in good company with an Andreas. Always have an Andreas in your life.
If you're ever down,need entertaining , or just "fob support" - he's the man (but also a bit of an Andi).
He has some weird male crushes and some questionable hobbies, but damn he makes a good spreadsheet.
Don't be offended if he calls you a bro. This means you're one of his favourites.
In short, you'll be in good company with an Andreas. Always have an Andreas in your life.
by Fobbysm September 1, 2022
Get the Andreasmug.