5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 5, 2022

December 5th

National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it

Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course

by Csyr so ihvtit retichot November 13, 2019

November 5th

National ask your crush out day. It is widely celebrated in NUM.

Sundaymonday: Hey today’s November 5th. Do you wanna go get a coffee?

by anonymous November 5, 2020

December 5th

December 5th is bestie day. It’s day where you spend all your time with your bestie

Bf: Babe do you want to hang out today?
Gf: no I am hangout with my bestie, because it’s December 5th

by Madi16 November 6, 2020

November 5th

Grab your girlfriends ass day

John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her

by Months November 4, 2019

April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

October 5th

Hook up with your ex day

Hey, I know your my ex and all but it's October 5th soo would you like to get down?

by Pyro-man October 2, 2025