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P1 Ticket

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.
by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021
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Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.
The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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