dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

poopy is better than you

poopy

poopy is better than you

by poopy ;) October 6, 2020

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

higher than pigeon pussy

Way to describe just how high on drugs someone really is.

Dude, have you seen Seth? He's higher than pigeon pussy right now!

by Anastacia Lee April 22, 2017

Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

by ‘Tana August 1, 2019

there are fates worst than death

a quote used by Raiden in Mortal Kombat after killing Shinnok in the ending after MK X and Before MK 11.

Shinnok: Even you cannot kill an elder god
Raiden There are Fates worst than death.

by Put it in my bowl daddy December 15, 2020