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Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.
"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."
by Hilarion October 11, 2020
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texas slang

Slang originating from the lone star state of Texas such as purple drank, swangin, and screwed up
Dat Boi watta knows all bout that texas slang
by Watta boi June 24, 2022
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Texas Turn

When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.
She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit
by EatdickNdie December 8, 2019
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Texas Right

When a person in the left lane cuts across the right lane to dart in to the exit or turn lane. This typically happens on the highway.
I hate it when people cut me off to make a Texas Right!
by Abia July 12, 2011
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Texas Tornado

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”
“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”
by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018
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Texas Windsock

the act of hanging ones penis out of the window of a moving pickup truck
Billy gave those high school kids in the limo a Texas Windsock!
by roosterrugburn May 18, 2013
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Texas Breeze

When a hairdryer is used to air out the crotch, by pointing the hairdryer down the pants.
“Man that sauna was hot! It’s time for some Texas Breeze!
by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023
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