Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

testicle bandit

when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game

I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.

by bozooooob April 5, 2009

testicle

A slang word for 'friend', ie. to replace 'homie', 'man', 'dude'.

Hey Andre, my testicle; wussup?

by goo June 14, 2003

turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.

"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese

by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011

tasty testes

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny

Ooooh, tasty testes!!

by the beav February 25, 2005

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004