Super Tech

When you half-ass your job just to try to get recognition but it just pissed everyone off because you're still a lazy fuck.

Who's on your shift today? I have a Super Tech, fml.
Don't worry, Jameson is a super tech.

by EDtech May 5, 2021

Ikel Tech

Doing something incredibly stupid

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech

by Ner_d July 4, 2022

Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.

1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"

"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **

by cappie2000 March 31, 2022

High tech

High tech magnet school, educating prep lineal prep rejects with no money, gay prep kids, and non prep gays since the beginning of time.

Girl: that kids decent.
Girl 2: ye too bad it’s a gay high tech prep reject who couldnt make the prep bowling team 😄

by Prep Man November 2, 2021

tech titan

Someone that wears a lot of nike tech fleeces. (probably british)

josh: nice tech fleece, are you a tech titan or cargo crusader

harry: definitely a tech titan

by blob07 January 25, 2022

Tech Tuesday

Tech Tuesday the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech

Those boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so fine this tech Tuesday

by Kha billz January 25, 2022