tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face November 09, 2007

female tears

A slang term for period blood. Typically used by insecure dudebros to avoid having their fee-fees hurt by thinking about the actual thing too much.

Andie: So did you eat out Beckie last night, brah?
Chris: Eeew, no! Eating pussy is totally gay, brah! And I don't even wanna get anywhere near those female tears!

by Warboy Nixed September 23, 2015

Trail of Tears

When you cum on the face of an Indian girl and then stick a feather on her forehead.

“I banged this casino owners daughter last night and gave her a trail of tears.”

by Kodykhaos February 02, 2020

tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

by 39zeke39 December 05, 2009

Crocodile tears

It’s when someone asks you for a favour and when you say no that person starts crying and when you give in the person suddenly gets super happy

John: can I borrow your PS4 for the weekend
Mark: no
John: *starts crying *
Mark: fine
John: Yay!
And that is crocodile tears

by TruelyUseless September 24, 2019

Asala of Tears

Asala of Tears n. 1. Wave one in a two part invasion that took place on an over controlling religious government. The invader’s name was Asala Sype, and she wielded a dual-sided scythe, Neomer, said to glow red.

Asala of Tears distroyed half the empire single handedly.

by Yoza October 03, 2007

nerd tears

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.

Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

by magicliterati March 10, 2014