A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.
Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.
A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.
Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.
The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.
Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day
The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.
A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.
Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.
The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.
Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day
The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"
"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"
"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"
"Post call today, I got fever sweats."
"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."
"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"
"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"
"Post call today, I got fever sweats."
"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."
"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
Get the fever sweatsmug. 1. Look at that dude ropin' sweat over there!
2. I'll be ropin' sweat at the corner bar tonight if you are looking for me.
2. I'll be ropin' sweat at the corner bar tonight if you are looking for me.
by Sweet Nectar December 22, 2009
Get the ropin' sweatmug. by HoldMyDirtyAsshole June 28, 2021
Get the Fart sweatmug. unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
by jjho April 28, 2010
Get the Noodle-Sweatmug. An old shirt that carries bacteria in the armpits causing your armpits to sweat more profusely than usual. The shirt will have visible signs of sweating under both armpits where the shirt has wet through due to sweating. The visible signs of sweaty armpits are nowhere near as severe when wearing a brand new shirt, this is because the shirt has no bacteria, or "Sweat Memory". You have previously sweated in that shirt and the shirt remembers it.
by LeLenneff November 8, 2017
Get the Sweat Memorymug. The stale, filmy layer which builds on programmers after 18-24 hour coding stints sitting in the same chair, drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.
by MrDubious December 30, 2011
Get the Code Sweatmug. The sticky liquid oozing from a vagina while getting in the mood to get in on but far before the grand release
by Bf1028 May 18, 2015
Get the Pleasure sweatmug.