sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 01, 2011

panini suck

using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"

She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".

by SlothWasInUse October 06, 2019

Suck Chephen

A racist bald ass white man who resembles a beluga whale and has entitlement issues.

Suck Chephen can suck a dick!

by Suckmorechephen May 18, 2019

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

sister suck

To perform cunnilingus on another member of your sorority, typically as a friendly favor rather than a typical hookup or relationship

Sister 1: It's been too long since I've gotten laid, I wish someone would sister suck me.
Sister 2: I got this.

by trippletriangle April 25, 2015

sucks wang

what you say when something sucks bigtime

1. "aw man this sucks wang"

or

2. "oh shit bill clinton sucks wang"

or

3. "oh fuck bush also sucks wang,but not as big a wang as clinton be suckin"

by billclinton666 September 01, 2005

suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 28, 2016