Straight Friend 

That one straight person who hangs out with all the gays. Is the straight friend to the gay people as the gay friend is to the straight people.

"See that girl Kate"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She's straight..."
"Oh damn. We got's ourselves a straight friend."
"Now we can talk to her about hot guys though!"
"Yes, yes we can."

Straight Friend by durbavil9 November 2, 2013

Straight Ally 

an otherwise straight person who works for gay rights and is interested in gay history and culture. Kinda the flipside of gay people who beleive homosexuality is an illness. Straight allies are most often found in organizations like Gay-Striaght Alliances and Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, and often more passionate about gay rights that some gay people. Some are related to homo/bi/trans etc. people, some are freinds, and some are commited to equality and fairness.

a Straight Ally is the "A" in LGBTQA. I'm a Straight Ally

Straight Ally by David Lev September 6, 2008

Straight Farming 

The act of pwning someone in SSF4 (Super Street Fighter 4) while using Vega. This word arrived from a small town in Texas named Friona where 1 young mexican/spanior guy who lived in a trailer home with nothing else to do but to play games began saying this word after every win on xbox live.

Ulga:take that you flaming queer (playing as ryu)

Oscar:haha cant hit me (playing as Vega)

Ulga: Hadoken!!!!!

Oscar:too slow you nub nub
(Vega wins)
Oscar: come back after some practice noob, ha ha Straight Farming

Ulga:NOOO!..... damn farmers

Straight Farming by UltraCow June 11, 2010

Straight Edge 

A lifestyle free of drugs, alcohol and casual sex. It has nothing to do with abstaining from *all* drugs (such as prescribed medicines or even caffeine - in fact the original straight edge dudes from Wash DC used to get hyped up on Coca-Cola as a sort of joke - "whee we can get crazy just on regular soda!" sorta thing). It also has nothing to do with vegetarianism - although many people that are into straight edge are big time vegetarians (including myself). Any variation or expansion of/on the "big 3" (drugs, alcohol, casual sex) is not straight edge in the classic sense.

WrongKid#1 "I don't take aspirin because I'm straight edge".

WrongKid #2 "If you eat meat you can't claim the edge".

KidThatKnowsWhatsUp - "Straight edge is about abstaining from drugs, alcohol and casual sex, period. No more, no less. This desire to keep my mind and body sharp has also opened my eyes up to the virtues of vegetarianism/veganism, but since I'm not a dumbass and know a little bit of punk rock history I'm aware these additional things simply compliment straight edge, but are NOT straight edge per se".

Straight Edge by durok1a February 22, 2010

Straight panic

the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man

This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy

Straight panic by Jynxrood June 21, 2020

straight broker 

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.

Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him

straight broker by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007

Straight Kicks McGradles 

verb; To relax and kick back even hard that one who is straight kicks.

Dude, I just ate so much queso and pot. It's gonna be straight kicks McGradles tonight for me.

Straight Kicks McGradles by MLWoo June 2, 2008