Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.
by Snuzzums November 29, 2016
Get the Poppa's Corner Storemug. A generally shitty and lifeless place where people usually wait in line to exchange their money for products ("goods"). The employees are enslaved by stores, as they are forced by societal problems to count the money all day in exchange for a meager percentage of the profit generated from these transactions. At stores, objects ("goods") are usually not free, as they are available only in exchange for customers' money and not just for the taking. If you take something without giving money ("paying"), you will most likely eventually end up either dead, in jail/prison, possibly even tackled or in a fistfight, and with a criminal record preventing you from getting one of these shitty money-counting jobs that keep stores functioning, depending on what you shoplift, how often you do it, and how much you take.
Person 1: Sally & I are going to the store
Person 2: Don't forget your wallet
Person 1: No need for that, we're shoplifting
Person 2: I'm calling the police
Person 1 runs
Person 2: Don't forget your wallet
Person 1: No need for that, we're shoplifting
Person 2: I'm calling the police
Person 1 runs
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
Get the Storemug. AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
Get the google play storemug. by You monkey sus November 11, 2020
Get the o store nikolaj ømug. by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Toad Toy Storemug. Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025
Get the Coming to the comic book storemug. the korner store is where the chads go to get their cum flavored monster energy drinks. korner store is also the name of a very sexy man.
by korner store December 3, 2020
Get the korner storemug.