Tube Steak

A cylindrical meat portion. (Sizes and pigmentation may vary)

Carol: Is it possible to consume an entire tube steak in one sitting?
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.

by CPT. 0VB10U5 February 10, 2017

steak and bj day

Steak and BJ day is the male version of valentines day and takes place one month later on March 14th.

Instead of getting flowers and chocolates, you get a steak dinner and a Blowjob! Simples!

Girlfriend: "I'm going out on March 14th, is that ok?"

Boyfriend: "No way, it's steak and BJ day, I wasn't allowed to go out on valentines day! Go to the butchers!"

by G12RY April 21, 2014

Steak

Engaging in brutal sexual intercourse with your partner.

''I am having steak tonight''

by Chinese Snorkel July 16, 2015

Chicago Rare Steak

Slang to describe a black girl's vagina.

Burnt on the outside, pink on the inside.

I was fuckin' some chicago rare steak last night, it was off da'hook.

by MPU_2071 November 7, 2007

Skirt Steak

An older womans pussy lips

Scott Said his old ladies pussy looked like a skirt steak!

by Scotts Steak Fest March 4, 2005

vegan steagan

1. n. an extremely attractive girl, who is also vegan. 2. adj. ok for vegan consumption.

'MMM, she's vegan steagan'
OR
'Are these cookies vegan steagan?'

by steagan October 23, 2007

steak hole

the soft, warm spot on any specimen of common female street trash that males typically pick up at bars, race tracks, or church picnics with the intention of drilling senseless

I slammed that bitch in the steak hole, and then threw one in the poop shoot.

by Teddy Manishewitz May 13, 2005