Shaving Cream

When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.

"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"

by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

Saving Abel

A rock band from Corinth, Mississippi. Formed in 2004 by Jared Weeks (lead singer) and Jason Null (lead guitar).

They released their self-titled debut album on March 11 2008.

Sounds like: Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Hinder, Theory of a Deadman.

Did you hear that new band Saving Abel?

by Arnold_Nonymous March 30, 2010

purple stain

an amazing song by red hot chili peppers, that turns girls on. It could also be another name for masterbating. when in that case, the term is changed to purple staining.

last night when I was purple staining I had an orgasam.

by shannelofagous June 27, 2006

Aspen shavings

Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.

To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.

by Vet Man December 10, 2006

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

yak shaving

The process of removing hair from a yak using a traditional shaving method, typically involving a razor blade, or another sharp tool, to scrape away hairs from the skin's surface.

Teacher:
"Where is Robby today?"
Student:
"Robby is busy yak shaving."
Teacher:
"Interesting. I had forgotten that yak farmers had to worry about that this time of year."
Robby's girlfriend:
"Yeah, he really needed to shave his yaks."

by sad_boi_roberto September 16, 2020

Staind

A great band that has great lyrics that meak you really think about life. consists od Aaron Lewis,Mike Mushok,Jon Wysocki, and Jonny "Ol'School" April.

"I know I'll di the right thing, if the right thing is revealed"

by person who knows his shit October 26, 2003