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Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.
Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.
by Some lifeless loser February 2, 2024
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stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.
jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....
by lexn December 8, 2010
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umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020
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stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020
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Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
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Stalker

Stalk°er

One who has demonstrated a repeat pattern of obsessive behaviour.

Contacts single mothers in an effort to cause harm or slander related to a target of obsession.

It is important to remember that stalking is a pattern, and attaching this label to someone should only be done when repeated.

Stalkers/abusers are typically enabled by thots with daddy issues that seek validation in male attention. They are just as tragic.

Stalk°ing
"Scott was convicted of online stalking, and is doing it again by contacting single mothers due to unhealthy obsession in an attempt to validated his own actions, this is what a stalker does"
by Ashleyjohnson578 April 4, 2019
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UD stalker

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe
UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone
by Smurkio February 24, 2025
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