squirrel elbow

Originally from the inner cities of New York this disease is passed on from squirrels to humans when sleeping. The human elbow emits an odor that confuses these inner city squirrels in to thinking the elbow is in fact another squirrel. In turn the squirrel tries to hit it, but first nibbles on the elbow as foreplay. The elbow then becomes pregnant or infected. If you have ever seen someone with an abnormally large elbow, theres a 90% chance are they are a victim of this disease. If the elbow is not treated soon enough, it will never stop growing.

That bitch got squirrel elbow

by jamiemothafukinmillabitch June 17, 2007

squirrel butt

Person who acts stupid. Some of the ways to be a squirrel butt:
1. Stealing other people's made up words
2. Taking people's stuff
3. Taunting people
4. Making fun of friends

Dude1: You are so weird! Haha! Look at the weird kid!
Dude2: Shutup, man. You're such a squirrel butt !

by LiveUrLife_Randomosity February 11, 2009

Squirrel Friend

A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.

OMG what a shit day at the office! I'm calling my squirrel friends to meet me for happy hour.

by thepipster November 27, 2012

Black Squirrel

Any fine girl or Women you see, Formally popular in the Cincinnati area.

Yo look Black Squirrel at 3 o clock.

by SlyIan89 April 27, 2006

Nasal Squirrel

A nasal squirrel is when a male is getting a blowjob from his partener while he/she is upside down. At the climax of the blowjob (during the ejaculation) the male attempts to seperate his balls and place them in his parteners nose, one in each nostril. This gives a tingling sensation to the testicals.

My friend reccomended me to try the nasal squirrel so I did.

by Jack Tyson December 17, 2010

flying squirrel

The "flying squirrel" is: grabbing ones testicle bag with the tips of ones fingers (both hands), and stretching the skin into the opposite dirrections. This should resemble a flying squirrel. Your "flying squirrel" is best displayed for people when tightly pressed against a glass window or door typically found in computer labs or a lobby of a public building where there is lots of glass pannels.

"Ohh my Gosh you know that crazy guy Jake?, he pulled a flying squirrel in computer class"

by Crazybread (thanx to Damian you know who you are) October 4, 2006

Baby Squirrel

A term of endearment people use to talk about their girl friend or significant other.
Slang term

I'm hanging out with my "Baby Squirrel " tonight.

by Juice Garbajosa January 21, 2009