The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.

Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot

by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

Spicy Boi

Suburban dad in Maplewood/South Orange NJ who’s a member of a WhatsApp group chat of the same name.

Who’s going to be at this party?

Oh you know, the spicy bois and th-
Pass.
Ok cool but… like… you know I was up till like 1130 last night shelling those chestnuts for that damn Real Simple recipe right? Why are you pretending you didn’t know it was those idiots all along. I swear I don’t understand you sometimes, like how your brains works…

by Trill dad June 6, 2022

Spicy Rudy

A special blend of Jalepenos, milk and LSD puree'd and administered by way of enema.

That spicy rudy made me see the ghost of Sid Caesar pumping a microwaved cantelope. Then I shit myself...

by Remover November 13, 2003

spicy pickle

When a man covers his johnson in Tobasco sauce, then fucks his girl (or maybe guy).

Yeah, she really loves it when i give her the spicy pickle.

by Robert Newmark October 6, 2007

Spicy Meme

A normal meme that is spicy because a 13 year old thought everybody would think that he was a cool kid if he said it was spicy.

James: That's such a spicy meme
Wally: Why did you add spicy to that sentence.
James: Cause i am a cool kid

by Memekip July 30, 2017

Spicy juice

When a Mexican or Person of Hispanic origin ejaculates into apple juice or orange juice and then a white person unknowingly drinks it.

Dude I was at a restaurant and I think a Mexican gave me some spicy juice

by Inmybut February 18, 2011

spicy chick

well when deciding if you should do anal a man wants to whoa a lady. He will usually say something like "You want to get down spicy chick?" this was popular back in the early 1950

Hey you ready ready yet spicy chick?

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017