When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.
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You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.
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Get the breakneck-speed mug.The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when attempting to communicate with each other. Given that these living abortions have no grey matter to start with, it is a fuckin miracle that they can even make noises.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Chav scum: "grunt, ugg oog, oh-oh , innit"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
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