Shredders

someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable

Man: ew that bird opened that bottle with her teeth.
Woman: she must have shredders

by myonduesp99 February 4, 2009

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010

Shreddneck

A noun used to stereotype those who base their lives on the Metal style and Redneck style of life. The word is based on two separate definitions for one's persona; "Shred," relating to the art of "Guitar Shredding," and "Redneck," putting emphasis to the proud southern, and sometime, unintelligent way of life.

We're goin muddin n breakin in this new Gojira CD the proper Shreddneck way.

Today I think ill go Shreddneck and wear my Mastodon shirt, Skoal ringed levi jeans, Pantera belt buckle, and Rocky boots.

Dude, lets make a Shreddneck version of "Saturday Night Special.

by Uncle Algren August 5, 2010

Shredding some powder

Another term for doing cocaine.

Oh the cops started breakin' up a party and caught me shredding some powder.

by a man with a word October 21, 2010

shredoriffic

An adjective used to describe a "riff" or piece of music as being extremely technically difficult or "bitchin'"

Dude, that guitarist just laid some shredoriffic shit!

by Kyle Gass \m/ November 16, 2010

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010