Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008

smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

smashing bros

1. Sexual intercourse between two men, especially on a casual or hookup basis.

2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.

1. Tonight I'm smashing bros I found cruising on grindr.

2. Can't text; smashing bros.

by shinynarwhal April 6, 2016

chas smash

1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"

"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

tongue smashing

the term used by boys to describe the tongue kisses he has with his girl friend

you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?

by bbbig May 25, 2011

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.

by Jay A. April 19, 2005