To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
by Duff Duff Mc Duff July 22, 2008
An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
1. Sexual intercourse between two men, especially on a casual or hookup basis.
2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.
2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.
by shinynarwhal December 28, 2015
1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"
by Agatha Mold October 04, 2004
Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 01, 2018
you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?
by bbbig May 03, 2011