Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.

If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.

by idioteque December 23, 2005

semicolon

Microsoft Word seems to think that these should go in every sentence.

What you mean to say:
"I went to the mall, however I got lost, and I had to hitch a ride with my friend, Alan, who likes semicolons. The bastard."

What Microsoft Word says:
"I went to the mall; however, I got lost; I had to hitch a ride with my friend; Alan; he likes semicolons; the bastard.

by nonoit'sjusttherain May 25, 2009

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.

If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."

by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005

semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.

Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.

by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008

Semmich

Another word for sandwich.
A semmich is a food item made of two or more slices of bread with one or more layers of filling: typically meat, or cheese with the addition of vegetables or salad.

I'm hungry, lets get a semmich.

by joey_pav May 9, 2008

Semen Slave

A man or woman who is so obsessed with oral, that they become a slave to semen.

"Have you seen Judy lately? "
"Nah, I heard she's become a real semen slave though."

by Cpt. Planet July 25, 2009

Semi-tard

Definition: somebody who does something retarded, but is not retarded

e.g.
"Tim just bit his own tongue and now its bleeding"
"What a semi-tard"

by Brecknock February 2, 2010