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Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.
Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.
by texaro February 16, 2009
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screw the loaf

expressing negative feelings,strongly disagreeing.
i think jay kays's a great singer,.....screw the loaf!
by clayantony March 28, 2010
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Screw

This word has several slang meanings. They are:
1) To engage in casual sex with someone.
2) To give someone a dirty look (In London at least).
3) To give someone a poor deal.

Because of this, a sentence like "he screwed me" can be somewhat ambiguous and so context is important.
1) She's such a slut, she screwed Billy the other night and Davey the night before.
2) So we broke up on Monday and then when he walked past me yesterday he screwed me and I just flipped out.
3) So I just wanted to buy those chocolate chip cookies because they are the best thing on this Earth but oh my god that guy in the shop screwed me over so much, I mean since when did five little cookies in a packet cost so much? I swear they were one pound yesterday and now they're like four pounds, almost.
by Aisatea July 29, 2014
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screwing

To be angry, pissed off and/or to frown (your face looks screwed up)
by allowSAS November 17, 2003
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screw

The main thing that the cold prevents in Minnesota.
Say, Mom, we haven't screwed since the Truman administration, you betcha!
by hoze February 14, 2005
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Screwby

A marine who constantly fucks up...a mix of a newbie, and a screw up.
by Tkeyler August 28, 2008
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Screwball

A pretentious fuck who just wants to bang every girl that hey can. Wears vinyard vines and designer collard shirts and shorts paid for by daddies money, oh yeah he probably drives a BMW or Volkswagen Golf.
Bryce tried to fuck Jessica and Tiffany at the party, what a screwball
by Wordplayer44 May 14, 2016
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