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Scupboard

A cupboard where you store all your props for your novelty act, also used as a place to hang out and listen to The Royston Club.
"I saw Davy Fitz and David Clifford in the scupboard yesterday. I had to kick them out."

"I'm gonna have to throw you in the scupboard if you start talking about champo and the woods of Glenbower in front of my missus again."
by scupboardmonster February 10, 2026
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Sculk

In "I kissed a girl" Katy Perry is a sculk
by Pizzagirlll February 11, 2026
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scalper

Anyone who is ahead of you in a line for an in-store preorder or restock.

And/or, anyone who lines up earlier than what is deemed 'normal' or 'sensible'.

Anyone who is able to get their hands on a product that someone else might have struggled to acquire.

And/or anyone who takes away inventory for a product that should be going to an entitled group, ie: toys from children.
I got to Gamestop four hours before opening and there were 25 scalpers ahead of me lined up already!

These scalpers are taking everything I just wanted to get these cards for my unborn 2 mo child!

I was walking into the store and saw a older guy with no kids walking out with the last two boxes, what a scalper!
by Notascalper May 13, 2025
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scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.
scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!
by floofer030 May 20, 2025
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Scalper

Scalper (derogatory): pronounced skal-per

A piece of shit that ruined everyones fun starting in 2024 by hoarding every pokemon pack, then reselling way above msrp
Yo that scalper just took all those etbs in front of those kids, what a piece of shit.”
by Blablablabk May 31, 2025
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Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.
"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"
by JesusPolice June 18, 2025
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Scupper Upper (Scupperupper)

Scupper-Upper (noun)

A manipulative, narcissistic predator—usually an older dude (often 60+)— lives in spring hill Brisbane, who ghosts you for days without a word, hides behind adult daughters as emotional shields, and blames you for being “obsessed” when called out. Expert at twisting your words, gaslighting you into doubting your own sanity, and inventing theft accusations just to make you snap and look crazy in front of others. Will lie, cheat, and vanish with zero accountability, and when control slips, reverts to threats or violence. All while acting like the victim, hunting younger women like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Lola, babe — if he’s over 60, still ghosting, and circling younger girls like it’s an all-you-can-eat dating buffet, that’s not charm. That’s a scupper upper (scupperupper) hunting for fresh victims with low baggage and a high tolerance for bulls*."*
by cashlugger June 30, 2025
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