screaming eagle

When you grab the handlebars on your chair, push down against the seat really hard, and squeeze a fart out. It gives you that classic high-pitched "SQUEEEEEEEE!" kind of sound

"Ben's screaming eagle made the whole stadium laugh!"

by sym August 29, 2005

screaming artichoke

a crazy person, acting insane

OMG your such a screaming artichoke!!

by lorlorb April 20, 2007

Screaming Mimi

When having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load-pull out, punch her in the cunt, and blow in her mouth.

Last night I gave Jackie a screaming mimi and I know she will call me tomorrow.

by Bootydoo. October 17, 2010

Screaming Banshee

A guy is fucking a woman, the squeezes here tits really hard. Then when she screams you jam your cock into her mouth to shut her up.

She sounded like a screaming banshee, i had to shut her up.

by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

Screaming Seagull

When you're sleeping with a girl on the beach and your junk falls out and you put it back in. She'll start screaming out of pain.

The royal czar gave that girl a screaming seagull in the French Riviera last month. She could be heard for miles.

by Seeeeeeeen August 25, 2007

Screaming Pelican

When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.

"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

screwling

A girl that is quite utterly minging ie; a screwling bit of llinth. Disgusting woman that should not be allowed out, usually found with her gunt (gut/cunt) hanging over her white mini skirt, and a pair of white boots over her fankles (Fat ankles) to match. Plenty of chav jewellery on show such as big medallions on her fands (fat hands) and her farms (fat arms) on full display and a name like Tanya.

Most women from Port Talbot or Neath fit the bill.
A screwling girl. what a disgusting screwler.

by mattdav1es November 17, 2006