P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
by NoVanity July 29, 2021

Pretty sure it's Canada's national anthem (As a Canadian, I'm saying it is). Used in any situation, whether the individual saying it is guilty or not.
"I just hit your car and I'll pay you 10k to compensate for the damage"
Canadian: "I'm sorry about that"
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"I murdered my family"
Canadian: "I'm sorry"
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You get it
Canadian: "I'm sorry about that"
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"I murdered my family"
Canadian: "I'm sorry"
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You get it
by Torteee February 28, 2021

A phrase that pretend as very sorry to others. When a person uses this phrase to "apologize", he/she is actually saying "I will, absolutely, do it again, I am just pretending as sorry to you."
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry, I would never steal your stuffs anymore.
by Success_Emoji September 10, 2022

a warm, open faced sandwhich composed of an english muffin topped with: canned tuna, a pineapple ring, and melted swiss cheese.
I was rushing to get to abstract painting class and did not have time to eat my lunch, so i brought my sorry charlie to class with me as soon as it was out of the oven.
by K-D-Dub September 21, 2022

by icantfindagoodname June 25, 2020

by damnitdamnitdamnit July 8, 2011
