Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
Get the Russelmug. Griffin Russell is a great person loves everyone is very funny and sarcastic and can be inappropriate at time but that’s the best of him and loves his friends.
by Awesome kid 12345 April 23, 2018
Get the Griffin Russellmug. Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?
Hey Russel how are you.....
by It's interesting November 23, 2021
Get the Russelmug. Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
Get the Russell ballmug. The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023
Get the Russell Hanmug. Another word for poop.
by Porpypickalocka November 22, 2024
Get the Caid Russellmug. That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020
Get the Russellmug.