A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019
Get the ninja bear runner mug.1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.
2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.
3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.
4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.
5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.
2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.
3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.
4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.
5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!
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Get the mill runner mug.superhero/vigilante who has his soul separated from his body because of nuclei expolsion in attempt to revive his brother. Nick name is chaos. Will be a well known character in the future. Character created in July of 2022.
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Get the chaos runner mug.Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"
Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018
Get the Leg Runner mug.A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.
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Get the Rum Runner mug.Bird Runners is a fun game made by “DoodlebirdVR” and the “Doodle Studios” team. In the game Bird Runners, you can become a bird and fly around with other while playing mini games such as, Floor is lava, and more to come soon!
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