Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

slot rub

the sexual act of vigorously rubbing a females vagina to completion without any actual penetration

"She gave me a handjob, and I gave her a slot rub."
"I just got the best slot rub from the guy I went home with last night"

by truck master hyatt slayer June 27, 2016

hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 21, 2013

memphis rub

A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.

I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.

by LukeDuke728 November 14, 2013

Rub king

A guy who makes random noises and talks about clash Royale 24/7.

Weird guy: Grrmccbutterpuppykins!
You: stop being such a rub king!

by Yolo2341 February 10, 2017

Rub Bug

A game similar to slug bug, but instead of punching you rub someone.

Eric always wants to play rub bug on long car rides.

by Rub bug June 12, 2016

chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016