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gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER
"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."
by goochmail November 14, 2015
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hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.
Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."
by Nurses November 21, 2013
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slot rub

the sexual act of vigorously rubbing a females vagina to completion without any actual penetration
"She gave me a handjob, and I gave her a slot rub."
"I just got the best slot rub from the guy I went home with last night"
by truck master hyatt slayer June 27, 2016
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Social Rubbing

When one person rubs their head against another and say social rubbing. Usually very awkward when done to someone you barely know. Always hilarious when doing it to friends.
person 1-hey wanna see something

person 2-sure

person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2

person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!
by zan the woman October 19, 2011
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Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.
Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!
by Birdie B January 3, 2013
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chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty
by Mrrobot October 12, 2016
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Rub king

A guy who makes random noises and talks about clash Royale 24/7.
Weird guy: Grrmccbutterpuppykins!
You: stop being such a rub king!
by Yolo2341 February 10, 2017
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