King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

root came 2005

Jongseob's line from P1harmony's "Killin it" describing kpop (or non-kpop) idols' birth year

Jongseob's root came 2005

by gayeo May 23, 2025

Skin your root

To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract

"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"

by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022

Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.

1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"

by anonymous July 16, 2024

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019

Dingal Root

The word "Dingal Root" has more then one meaning. Usually you would use the word as an insult... But the word dingle root and the word dingal root are completely different things, a dingle root is insult.

"Hey man!" You really need to stop being a "Dingal Root" or else man...

by car door handle November 22, 2017

Renee root

A total bitch who no one likes

Quit being a Renee Root

by lordofmemes50 March 27, 2019