lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.

Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

by stlrsfan October 22, 2011

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife March 13, 2012

Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.

Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked

by ranger rick101 June 21, 2017

Lone Ranger

A lone person walking in an area that is typically devoid of pedestrian traffic.

A Lone ranger is typically an individual seen walking in suburbia, on highways, or in abandoned urban areas.

by iheartchildren May 19, 2010

4th Ranger Battalion

4th Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment is a Friendly and amazing MilSim unit that you can join at the age of 16, speak good english and have a working microphone.
The leader at this moment, MAJ Mycka. Is a great leader and like to see everyone grow and have fun with their stuff.

The 4th Battalion offers a lot of positions and a lot of fun. If you are intrested you could join them, just search them up at Discord Bumps!

Person A: "Hey have you heard about 4th Ranger Battalion? They recruit anybody above 16!"
Person B: "Are you gonna join the army then?"
Person A: "No it is in Arma 3, Look them up on TikTok!"
Person C: "Yeah! I love their TikTok Video's!"

by DutchGuy412 March 14, 2024

power ranger style

Take one of each gender... however many you like... proceed to engage in a group frosty jim

Dayum dawg just went power ranger style this morning.

by Nxtdujjjjddd July 26, 2020