Racing Sailboats

The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019

blank race

Blank is a whole new race for people who are racist to their own race and other races too

kelly:Yeah man John was so racist He became a blank race

Tom: DAYUM

by Fl4k February 25, 2021

penis racing

penis racing is an official racing team founded somewhere in ireland or something idk. anyways fuck off

penis racing team best racing team in the world

by SteinsSpar July 7, 2021

Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010

Cross-racing

the act of literally speed walking across a crosswalk in order to be the first on the other side. Showing your master speed walking skills on the street.

Damn it I lost to the douche in the red hat over there Cross-racing!

by el krazyyy June 30, 2009

race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020