penis probe

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.

“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Tilly price

Yup yup Appleby Appleby

“Can’t be done with no collier face b*st*rds today”
Appelbys on its way my lass calm down

Tilly price born n bred a gypsy she was

by I love MD December 8, 2019

Madisson Price

Madisson Price is the worlds greatest person she is the best at all she does she is beautiful and a great dancer everyone wants to be her friend

Madisson Price you're the best

by Volcano_Head23 November 9, 2020

Jaydaa Price

The best person you’ll ever met! She’s a ride or die & a good youtuber! make sure to subscribe @jaydaaprice ❤️

Have you watched the new YouTube video Jaydaa Price made ?

by bigjaydaawaydaa February 14, 2022

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

by Asmeister December 23, 2010

water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014