Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.

"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"

by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017

Popely

To act in a pope like fashion

He spotted me a Yuengling, that was mighty popely of him.

by M_Jeeze December 21, 2010

Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"

"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"

by PWAP June 30, 2022

Pope of Simps

Someone who is a fool and forgetful

Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again

by Pope2 May 3, 2022

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.

Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"

by CodFish2 January 31, 2025

Pope

A chad

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pope is a chad
But you are a virgin

by Skinnymister February 8, 2021