bust a pile

Defecation, or dropping a pile

"I saw my fiancé bust a pile before I sniffed it and began icing our wedding cake with it."

by goofy man my g December 11, 2024

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

burrito pile

Sexual encounter with a big chested, heavy set, woman. Typically, the encounter is brought on by over consumption of alcohol. The female usually exhibits an aggressive sexual attitude while the male exhibits an over estimation of his sexual appetite.

I hooked up with Carol last night. It was a total burrito pile. Way more than I could handle.

by Papa Ev June 3, 2016

Pile Rider

This is a sexual endeavor that involves two males. The bottom gets in the pile driver position (stacked up on their neck) while the top stands over but faces away the opposite direction. The bottom pushes his penis up towards the tops anus, and the top points his penis down towards the bottoms. As the top lowers down he simultaneously penetrates the bottom while being penetrated. The top is pile driving while riding.

“I walked in on Dom and Shaun yesterday after baseball practice, they were doing the pile rider, guess who was on bottom?”

by anonymous March 3, 2025

San Diego dog pile

When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement

“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 5, 2022

Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.

I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021