cell phone addiction

One that lacks acknowledgment to everything but their cellular device.

His grades are dropping, due to cell phone addiction.

by Johnathan Porsche October 27, 2013

Stay-at-Phone Mom

A woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. Often spotted at Costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other S-A-P moms on her phone.

Wow, look at that Stay-At-Phone mom over there by the swingset! I bet her kids are crying because she's too busy talking to her best friend and won't push them.

by FranklinGirl September 19, 2009

Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.

Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

by greoee October 1, 2011

phone rape

When A girl keeps a guy on the phone for an extended amount of time.

Sara phone raped trevor all night.

by not Josh October 4, 2005

phone sex

The best you can get when your boyfriend/girlfriend is a 1000 miles away.

My boyfriend went back home to Texas for the summer, so now we only get to have phone sex.

by GA Peach July 6, 2007

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

phone flush

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!

Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009