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Pecker Tantrum

The result of not having sex for a long time. Sex
If I don't get laid soon, Ima throw fu**ing pecker tantrum!

Sex penis pecker laid
by unDURYEAted July 27, 2016
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
by Krackerino November 1, 2021
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Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
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Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .
Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.
by Redneckmess November 8, 2017
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Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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top pecker

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