pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

Pat

this kid has a low iq but is low key smart loves to crack jokes and hes asian

Pat is a cat

by Cake Patty yeet yah October 15, 2018

Pat

Pat is a 88 year old grandpa, he likes chilli and soup.

My grandpa is a Pat

by Mygrandmasaysyeet March 19, 2019

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022

Pat Barham

The best of the eight founding fathers of the Beta Beta chapter of Beta Theta Pi at the University of Mississippi and the subject of praise and glory at every drinking event of the fraternity.

Raise your glasses to Pat Barham!

To Pat Barham!

by BetaGreat1393 December 3, 2010

Pat

Pat is my girlfriend’s name, it’s a very pretty name and I like it very much :)

Person 1: hey, is that your girlfriend pat?
Me: yes it is and she is beautiful:)

by Jojo’s Homosexual adventure August 13, 2021

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015