purping

when you fuck a bird in the asshole.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.

please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.

Ralf: Are you.. into purping?

Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples

Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.

Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds

Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.

by kirstenandbrooke January 1, 2012

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010

Papping

Used to describe gunshot on a video game, made by enemy players

"I can hear them Papping"

by LoraxMemeQueen June 11, 2018

parsing

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.

Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.

by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019

Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, dat div you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb March 19, 2007

DJ parking

Parking at the back of the parking lot in a drive through parking spot and possibly stuffing it up.

eg. " Let's do DJ parking!"

by cantilever October 16, 2008

parking lot pimp

plp or parking lot pimp'

when you were either to busy talking to one girl/guy, and saw a cutie in the bar and waited til the girl/guy was in the parking lot to start gettin the pimpin on.

yo bro, let parking lot pimp these girls

by 1defcon May 16, 2011