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gas-panic

adj. state of explosive flatulence
n. a shady yet nostalgic club for some (with a sense of humor) in the jungles of Roppongi. Music ranges from 90's hip hop to 90's R&B.
I ate too much cabbage I was totally gas-panicked.
Wahei's bartending at Gas-Panic tonight!
by doodoo brown June 19, 2008
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Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.
"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."
by BlueAx July 7, 2012
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TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.
Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?
by Meekie4 January 5, 2014
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the Satanic Panic

A moral Panic that was instigated heavily by Christian/Catholic Televangelists that Persecuted and falsely accused Satanists of crimes they didn't commit and fear mongered against Satanism and Satanists, especially Theistic Satanists!

Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.

Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!

Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!

But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!

But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?

Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.

Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!

Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Person 1: "why are so many Satanists that have seen on TV portrayed as violent? I met a Satanist once, and that person was a peiceful person and they did non of the stuff that's portrayed on television."

Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"

Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"

Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."

Person 1:"That Sucks!"
by Starfire16 February 5, 2022
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bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet
that white car is in a bicycle panic
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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bi panic

bi panic is when someone freaks about about liking someone and they identify as bisexual or identify with bi people
SHE STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME MY BI PANIC IS IN FULL SWING
by meimei365 October 13, 2021
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gorilla panic

When a hurricane comes and all the black people freak out
As soon as hurricane Katrina started there was mass gorilla panic
by 504ian November 16, 2014
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