OOMF

Because there’s no agreed-upon “unit” of consciousness :

From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.

I have declared it.

O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.

1 : That sounds complicated, I don`t have the OOMF to understand it.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.

by poon snarfy September 29, 2025

Flag

Get the OOMF mug.

Oomfcon

A gathering of online friends. The term oomfcon is a portmanteau of the acronym 'oomf' (one of my friends/followers) and the word convention.

oomfcon pics from tonight!! / is anyone up for oomfcon this saturday... / oomfcon kind of to caption a picture of a gathering of online friends

by SoLLUMINATIofficial September 30, 2025

Flag

Get the Oomfcon mug.

Related Words

Oompa-Loompa • Oomf • oom • Oomph! • OompaVille • oomfie • Oomp • Ooming • oompa • .oompaloompa5

oomeyboojeanboomanbuquiboomandyzwoi

to make love with

I'd really love to oomeyboojeanboomanbuquiboomandyzwoi with her.

by Jacae Wylians December 30, 2025

Flag

Get the oomeyboojeanboomanbuquiboomandyzwoi mug.

chubby oompa loompa

What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.

Hooligans: take ur shirt off Brunoooo
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno

by Hooligan4life October 12, 2017

Flag