Side loaf

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017
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side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.
by sidesausage October 22, 2013
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Wonker-sided

The picture frame is all wonker-sided
by rmftlinds April 14, 2010
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Side-Slipper

A person who will initiate and wishes to, or attempts, to become involved, usually romantically, with a man or woman, who is already in an established relationship, (e.g., married, engaged, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.), but will not put forth the effort to obtain and establish a relationship of their own. To engage in an affair or come between two parties. Such relationships might be deemed genuine, at least from the perspective of the "side slipper," or merely an attempt by such a person to interfere with the sole purpose of causing temporary or permanent disruption of the established party's relationship. (May also be seen or written as "Side Slipper").

Variation: To "side-slip."
Josie just can't seem to get away from the life of being a side-slipper. She keeps trying to get with Curtis but knows he and Laura are engaged to be married. She claims she is actually in love with him, but I think she merely wants to cause trouble to break them up. If she spent more time trying to find someone of her own, she wouldn't have time to worry about what others are doing.

Larry thinks he can slide-slip between Diane and Ronnie. He's been after her for a while, but might experience a rude awakening.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 13, 2019
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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022
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side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind
There is Becky and her side cow
by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017
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Side Hassle

Everyone said this was an easy way to make some extra cash, but my side hustle is turning into a side hassle.
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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