Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys
Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first
by robinsm20 April 25, 2019
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Weekend

FINALLLY ITS THE WEEKEND
by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018
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weekend

A type of day where you have no choice to relax.
What are you going to do this weekend?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?
by KylomaskGamer March 31, 2023
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Weekend

Basically a time of week where you go out have sex and wake up the next morning pissed
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Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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Ah, weekend

When no one's in the voice chat, "Ah, weekend" can be exclaimed because, typically, most people of the group are off at weekends; doesn't even have to be a weekend when used.
It's a weekend, and of course, no one's in vc. Ah, weekend.
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kentucky weekender

Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.
get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
by TakoTulpa November 21, 2023
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