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Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.
Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)
by anonymous August 15, 2021
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Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.
"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever
by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023
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root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.
Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub
by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023
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Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.
Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.
by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020
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cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
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Root

Hannah: "So what did you do at the party last night?"
Tyler: "oh we played some root"
by penispopper123 January 20, 2013
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Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it
Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”
by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023
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