Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

by Sagemuffin January 04, 2010

phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.

The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.

by Phone Warrior May 09, 2006

Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.

I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.

by Lady Awesome March 17, 2008

Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.

"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."

by GreenEggsNGraham November 12, 2008

knock phone

A knock phone would be a person's second or alternate phone that is only used for things such as drug dealing. This phone would not be tied to the owner in any way.

I just got this knock phone and when I call you my caller ID comes up it says Rick James!

by Cali420 October 29, 2013

phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.

My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.

by mortified spouse June 05, 2009