talkin' mad shit
homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg
by big homie watts December 20, 2015
the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.
by dkyard May 23, 2009
Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.
I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.
by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020
by Moteq January 01, 2017
From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.
Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
by billybee69 March 08, 2011
A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022
by harlie roque September 07, 2021