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beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.
Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol
by D-Giggs November 4, 2015
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Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.
Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.
by Mister Macabre April 1, 2011
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Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day
Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?
by A.Anon January 28, 2013
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magic beer

When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender
- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer

- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer
by Broken_lunchbox January 11, 2009
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Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019
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Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.
After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.
by MommaDRox January 9, 2016
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